Sai

phallicfixation @ 2006-10-30T04:26:00

2006-10-30T04:27:56Z

I'm tired of the damn missions.

*sings*

Live in my house
I'll be your shelter
Just pay me back
With one thousand kisses
Be my lover - I'll cover you
Open your door
I'll be your tenant
Don't got much baggage
To lay at your feet
But sweet kisses I've got to spare
I'll be there - I'll cover you
I think they meant it
When they said you can't buy love
Now I know you can rent it
A new lease you are, my love,
On life - be my life
Just slip me on
I'll be your tenant
Wherever - whatever - I'll be your coat
You'll be my king
And I'll be your castle
No you'll be my queen
And I'll be your moat
I think they meant it
When they said you can't buy love
Now I know you can rent it
A new lease you are, my love,
On life - all my life
I've longed to discover
Something as true as this is
So with a thousand
sweet kisses If you're cold
I'll cover you And you're lonely
With a thousand
sweet kisses
I'll cover you You've got one nickel only
With a thousand sweet kisses
I'll cover you
When you're worn
out and tired With a thousand sweet kisses
I'll cover you
When your heart has
expired
Oh lover I'll cover you
Oh lover I'll cover you

phallicfixation @ 2006-10-26T22:33:00

2006-10-26T22:34:47Z

HAKUUUU~~~

we need to go on another date. *_*;

I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOUUUUUUUUUUU.

And, Fuckin' hell, Danzo-sensei wants to send me on a mission this weekend. Its super-seekrit so I wont' be here.

phallicfixation @ 2006-10-18T08:59:00

2006-10-18T13:00:32Z

OOC: Yay, off of Hiatus. I thought I'd be back earlier, but I was taking things that were making me sick, so I was waiting for them to not. ♥

phallicfixation @ 2006-09-27T22:52:00

2006-09-28T02:54:29Z

OOC: Posting this note because I'm going on a short term Hiatus for 2 weeks approximately. From today...if you need explaination, you can IM me, I'll still be on AIM, just not journals.

phallicfixation @ 2006-09-21T20:50:00

2006-09-22T00:50:35Z

JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE. ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING KIDS.

PLEASE GET YOUR PETS SPAYED OR NEUTERED!

THESE THINGS WORK TO HELP CONTROL OUR HUMAN POPULATION:

-Condoms
-Birth Control
-Abortions if the above two FAIL. -_-

phallicfixation @ 2006-09-08T08:30:00

2006-09-08T12:33:59Z

SEPTEMBER 17th IS WEDDING BITCHES! :D

9 DAYS! NINE! OMG! :D

Not much longer.

Coffee = Bad.

...Still love you, though, Haku. Even for waking me up at bizarre hours. XP

phallicfixation @ 2006-08-30T21:58:00

2006-08-31T01:58:54Z

So like...I don't know anything about wedding planning, but I think Haku and I should probably start if we're going to do this in September. @.@;;

phallicfixation @ 2006-08-08T23:15:00

2006-08-09T03:18:19Z

WAHA. We walked all the way back to fucking KONOHA FOR NOTHING.

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ABOUT?!

There is way too much drama for me. ~~I'm about read to run to vegas with Haku and do a shotgun wedding, even though I don't know WHAT Vegas is and just read about it in a book~~~

So can anyone tell me where the hell Vegas is? :D *innocent smile*

phallicfixation @ 2006-08-02T00:12:00

2006-08-02T04:12:38Z

Am I the only one NOT taking that stupid chunin exam? :D

...^________^

[ooc] THE MUN LIVES WITH RECLAIMED MUSE [/end ooc]

2006-07-26T04:30:57Z

I'M BAAAAAACK.

I've been sick. Haku's been taking good care of me! My he's such a cute little house wife type! ♥ ~~I bet he looks good in an apron!~~ Can't wait till wedding night. *_*;; ♥

phallicfixation @ 2006-06-24T18:53:00

2006-06-24T00:32:52Z

~~I don't know if Haku wants me to tell anyone...and he might yell at me for this.~~

BUT...

BUUUUUT.

I love you, babe! ^_____^

phallicfixation @ 2006-06-05T00:25:00

2006-06-05T04:31:08Z

This...is so amazing, I tell you. *_* That kitten I gave Haku is the most amazing thing. Aitsuo = the love. *_* I'm so glad Haku likes him. ~~He reminds me so much of Haku!! <3~~

FOR MY HAKU. *___*

I...I am afraid I might do something impulsive so I'll stop there. *_*

phallicfixation @ 2006-05-30T08:03:00

2006-05-30T12:06:14Z

Haku is so adorable. ^_^ I hit my head against his yesterday and he felt so bad. It was kawaii~~

I told him I wanted a kitten and he said go for it~so this morning I went out and found the cutest little cat. *_* Which reminds me...I went looking for things...and I found the cutest thing of Gaara, too~~

phallicfixation @ 2006-05-27T00:22:00

2006-05-27T04:23:10Z

OMG I JUST BOUGHT THIS FABULOUS SHIRT AND PANTS!!! ;D

Ino, where ARE you, princess? Let's like...HANG OUT and shit, okay, girlfriend?

phallicfixation @ 2006-05-21T10:32:00

2006-05-21T14:33:18Z

I have a hangover.

...I got drunk with Haku.

And yes, Haku, I do remember what happened.

And...Because I am saying this...

HAKU IS MINE, BITCHES!

You fuck with him, you are fuckin' with me. Got it?

I kinda miss my grope fest. Might have to do it again. >D

Naruto-kun, IOU one chat or visit.

Ino-chan, WHEN ARE WE GOING TO GO SHOPPING? SOON. HOPEFULLY.

I'm gonna be pushy now cause the bitch called my shirt all sorts of things. >.>

..I don't know if that is the appropriate way to do that...sorry if it bothers you. o.o

phallicfixation @ 2006-05-08T23:29:00

2006-05-09T03:30:13Z

Okay. About fucking time.

I'm back to normal.

It doesn't suck anymore.

Thank god.

>(

2006-05-06T17:44:41Z

Haku kept saying I don't like him. >(

Haku's a big meanie! >(

...He is makin' up stuffs!

phallicfixation @ 2006-05-02T18:16:00

2006-05-02T22:18:37Z

I dun have anywhere to go. @__@ I dun wanna go to Haku's cause Gaara's scary. And mean. :(

TT____TT I can't reach anything that I'm twyin' to reach in my place, so I havta push chairs all over da place in order to reach them.

I dun like being short. ;_;

And I need some new clothes...everything is too bing. ;_;

phallicfixation @ 2006-04-30T11:49:00

2006-04-30T15:55:22Z

Haku played with me a lot. ^_________^ And made cookies. But I got all dirty before it so we had to wash my feet and I fell in the bathtub and Haku got me some of his old clothes. ^____^ They're comfy. The sleeves are long though.

After I went to leave I saw Naruto-san~~~ He told me he'd eat me at first then he said I was too skinny. x____x;;

Then he went to get food or something...

I went and saw Haku again. ^_______^ He kept tickling me while we watched TV. His lap is comfy~~

And Momo's nice. ^_____^ Except he likes to play catch too much and I got tired. @___@

phallicfixation @ 2006-04-28T01:31:00

2006-04-28T05:36:22Z

First thing I know I'm lurking around in some medicine shop....second thing I know...
...I'm standing about three and a half feet tall...
Age...about six...
Where's nii-sama? ;___;
Does anyone know where nii-sama is?
I'm looking for him. *confusion*
I'm so much younger. Someone help me. *wails* I mean ittttt....Haku...? Anyone. Please? ;___; *rolls head on keyboard*

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phallicfixation @ 2006-04-24T09:21:00

2006-04-24T13:32:19Z

GAARA!

THIS MEANS WAR!

IT TOOK ME TWO DAYS TO GET RID OF THOSE EMOTIONS! TWO!

I have one thing to say:

Emotions SUCK

How the hell do you people manage it? I mean for real.

I woke up in Haku's bed after that...party thing. Where Naruto threw a couch at me for pulling down his pants.

...
...
...
...
...
...
!!!

~~akljeroiwroawrpoarcrap~~

I'm "happy" to be "feeling" "normal".

I ran into the smallest Hyuuga brat yesterday. She is "interesting". We should talk again, little one. I have many things to teach you. Kukuku.

phallicfixation @ 2006-04-23T16:12:00

2006-04-23T20:15:30Z

Mm...Pingpong.

I have the urge to play to show off my newly developed...
PROTRUDING PECKER SERVE.

[[OOC: Anyone who picks that up that reference gets a prize. X3 ]]

phallicfixation @ 2006-04-20T19:04:00

2006-04-20T23:10:25Z

^_^ More people to torment. More cookies to eat. ~~They taste good. :O Haku made them...I think.~~

[[ OOC: Credit ]]

phallicfixation @ 2006-04-19T09:00:00

2006-04-19T13:02:54Z

The Ugly Girl is back. :D

All I have to say. For now.

phallicfixation @ 2006-04-16T15:36:00

2006-04-16T19:34:13Z